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by Fossy
May 17th, 2017, 3:51 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 879
Views: 65666

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

I was playing golf with a friend, but there was a problem. Our eyesight was so bad that after hitting the ball we did not know where it went. I told my friend that next week I would bring my dad. He is 85, but his eyesight is as sharp as ever. So next week we hit off. "Did you see where that we...
by Fossy
May 7th, 2017, 7:49 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 879
Views: 65666

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

Calvin--(from the front door) Mumm! Hey Mum!

Mum--Calvin! Stop yelling across the house~ If you want to talk to me walk over to the living room, where I am!

walk, walk walk

Calvin--Mum I stepped in dog shxx, where`s the hose?
by Fossy
April 6th, 2017, 6:30 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 879
Views: 65666

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

TC Debbie missed Cairns. The forecast wind and rain did not eventuate. Debbie crossed the coast near Bowen, (about 480km south of here) wiped out the crops there and moved south. Destruction was quite extensive, with flooding well into New South Wales. A couple of towns recorded 14 inches in a half ...
by Fossy
March 27th, 2017, 4:39 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 879
Views: 65666

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

Thank you for your thoughts. TC Debbie has moved south and is expected to cross the coast at Bowen, which is about 450 km south of here. Debbie is expected to cross the coast between noon and 1.00pm.We still expect strong winds here and there will certainly be rain. The Eye is about 60km wide, with ...
by Fossy
March 15th, 2017, 4:42 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 879
Views: 65666

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

I was sitting in a bar. In front of me was a glass of beer. I was watching the glass closely and did not at first notice the big tattooed bikie who walked up behind me. He picked up my beer and drank it down without even stopping for a breath. I burst into tears. The bikie said “what are you crying ...
by Fossy
January 7th, 2017, 4:13 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 879
Views: 65666

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

The Australian Tax Office actually commented on the importance of accuracy in your tax return. The ATO has returned the Tax Return to a man in Townsville after he apparently answered one of the questions. In response to the question, "Do you have anyone dependent on you?" The man wrote: &q...
by Fossy
December 4th, 2016, 5:31 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 879
Views: 65666

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

Newlyweds, back from their honeymoon.

She--"I think it`s time for you to stop playing golf".

He--"You`re starting to sound like my ex-wife".

She "I thought you said you have never been married before".

He--"I Haven`t".
by Fossy
December 4th, 2016, 5:26 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 879
Views: 65666

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

Newlyweds, back from their honeymoon.

She--"I think it`s time for you to stop playing golf".

He--"You`re starting to sound like my ex-wife".

She "I thought you said you have never been married before".

He--"I Haven`t".
by Fossy
December 4th, 2016, 5:19 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 879
Views: 65666

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

THERE IS NO MISTAKING THE SENTIMENT OF THE OWNER OF THIS VEHICLE, PARKED OUTSIDE BREAKAST CREEK (BRISBANE) HOTEL

WARNING!

IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? TOUCH THIS CAR AND FIND OUT
by Fossy
November 25th, 2016, 4:02 pm
Forum: The People of Film
Topic: CANDIDS II
Replies: 3471
Views: 272632

Re: CANDIDS II

The Montalbans shared one of the most charming love stories in Hollywood history. The stories vary slightly -- some versions have him falling in love with her photo in a magazine, and Ricardo himself writes of first spotting her in The Story of Alexander Graham Bell (1939) and at a distance at the C...
by Fossy
September 18th, 2016, 5:21 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: WHAT FILMS HAVE YOU SEEN LATELY?
Replies: 8103
Views: 399746

Re: WHAT FILMS HAVE YOU SEEN LATELY?

I enjoyed The Major and The Minor. The age difference was less noticeable than in other movies. The difference was actually only six years. Also in this movie was Diana Lynn. I first saw Diana in the movie in the movie The Hard Boiled Canary. My wife of 54 years had died only a couple of years earli...
by Fossy
September 17th, 2016, 4:52 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: WHAT FILMS HAVE YOU SEEN LATELY?
Replies: 8103
Views: 399746

Re: WHAT FILMS HAVE YOU SEEN LATELY?

The Lost Weekend (1945) The story of a weekend in the life of an alcoholic. I watched this a couple of years ago and I hated it. Nothing has changed, this is the horror story to end all horror stories. Dracula, the Wolf Man, Frankenstein are pussy cat shows compared to this. This show was nominated...
by Fossy
September 11th, 2016, 5:34 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: WHAT FILMS HAVE YOU SEEN LATELY?
Replies: 8103
Views: 399746

Re: WHAT FILMS HAVE YOU SEEN LATELY?

The Major and The Minor (1942) I revisited this movie yesterday. I suppose I am a fan of Ginger Rogers. I have 70 of her movies. Having failed to make a success of finding work in New York City Ginger has decided to return home. However the fares have increased in price, so she pretends to be a litt...
by Fossy
September 11th, 2016, 4:28 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Someone's having a birthday!
Replies: 1274
Views: 84495

Re: Someone's having a birthday!

And a happy birthday from me.
by Fossy
September 2nd, 2016, 6:03 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: WHAT FILMS HAVE YOU SEEN LATELY?
Replies: 8103
Views: 399746

Re: WHAT FILMS HAVE YOU SEEN LATELY?

Occasionally I find in my collection a film I have overlooked. Teacher`s Pet (1958) is such a film. Doris Day is a professor who teaches journalism. Clark Gable is a self made leading journalist. Doris hates him for his comments in newspaper articles. He enrols in her class. She is impressed by his ...

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