The Silver Screen Oasis

I saw a thread like this on another forum and thought it would be a fun game for a film-centric forum!

Rules:
Post the worst possible description of a movie, and everyone else has to try and guess what the movie is. Anyone can post a movie description, and anyone can try to guess.

Here is an example:
Escaped convicts murder someone's uncle and make it a very happy Christmas.

You are one of the Wise Men and an Angel for thinking this one up. Now I'll have to see if I can come up with a stumper myself.

How about:

JD, responsible for graffiti, arson, theft, escapes confinement.

Lucky Vassall wrote:You are one of the Wise Men and an Angel for thinking this one up. Now I'll have to see if I can come up with a stumper myself.

Haha, I'm No Angel.

Hmm, your movie description has me stumped for now. I'll see who else can answer it!

Could have sworn I saw a glowing ring over your head as you walked away.

Don't worry, it will come to you, even if it takes several hundred guesses.

Okay, I just gotta put this out there:

A musical remake of a Harrison Ford movie.

No takers? The answer is WHOOPEE (1930), a remake of THE NERVOUS WRECK (1926), starring Harrison Ford. ("Oh, that Harrison Ford!" I can hear you saying.)

I'll see if I can think of another one. Could be fun . . .