moirafinnie wrote:Oh, that was rich. Thanks, Fossy and Masha for your contributions. You made me laugh pretty hard with each of your jests.
And, that's goes second to me ... I always loved a good joke now and then ...
moirafinnie wrote:Oh, that was rich. Thanks, Fossy and Masha for your contributions. You made me laugh pretty hard with each of your jests.
Fossy wrote:"A Test for the Grey Matter"
1. Johnny's mother had three children.
The first child was named April.
The second child was named May.
...What was the third child's name?
Johnny
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers
.....What does he weigh?
Meat
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered,
....what was the highest mountain in the world?
mt. Everest
4. How much dirt is there in a hole
...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
None, it's a hole
5. What word in the English language
...is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.
....How is this possible?
He lives in Australia, or somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
...Why not?
Ya got me...
9. If you were running a race,
...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
2nd place
10. Which is correct to say,
.... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
neither...it's yellow
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,
...how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
None... He combined(cut) the field