THE BIG HAIR THREAD

[movieman1957]

Okay. I only ever got detention once. I'll be good.

[srowley75]

hey you varmints....NO HIJACKING! Only we cutie pie BIG HAIR gals are allowed to do that!

Ratchin' Fratchin' Pulveratin' Brickabrack Flaparap Bilabortin'....

[knitwit45]

My kind of guy...sigh.........

[klondike]

My kind of guy...sigh.........

Note to self- Nancy's Ideal Man:

1) Extremely short
2) Cross-eyed
3) Flaming red hair
3) Freakishly small legs & feet, no evidence of functional knees
4) Given to convulsive fits of hostile gibberish, usually followed by random gunplay
5) Afflicted with recurring fixations over explosives & antique railroad cars, and paranoid fantasies about talking rodents.

OK, Nance . . . I think we got the picture . .

[jdb1]

Apparently Knitty is not the only one. I and my friends back in the day must have been quite taken with the guy: we spent a great deal of time calling each other "Fin-flappin' flounders" and "Id-jits." And I think the small feet add a note of delicacy to the rough and tumble persona.

(Do the eyebrows and moustache qualify Sam as a topic for the Big Hair Thread?)

[ChiO]

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Do the eyebrows and moustache qualify Sam as a topic for the Big Hair Thread?)

One would think. And that big hat could only be a-coverin' Big Hair. (No vision of a hatless Yosemite comes to mind, but I'm sure some flip-flappin' flounder will refresh my poor idjit recollection.)

[jdb1]

This is completely off-topic, but I've been thinking for some minutes now about one of those silly "jokes" that was circulating in the NYC Jewish community back in the early 60s.

We're going to drive to Yosemite Park this summer. We picked it because of the name -- Yosemite. That's Spanish for "I am Jewish."


(Think about it. But I warned you it was silly.)

[knitwit45]

My kind of guy...sigh.........

Note to self- Nancy's Ideal Man:

1) Extremely short
2) Cross-eyed
3) Flaming red hair
3) Freakishly small legs & feet, no evidence of functional knees
4) Given to convulsive fits of hostile gibberish, usually followed by random gunplay
5) Afflicted with recurring fixations over explosives & antique railroad cars, and paranoid fantasies about talking rodents.

OK, Nance . . . I think we got the picture . .

Like I said....my kinda guy. And any varmint what says diff'rnt will answer to HIM.....that ratchin' fratchin feller o'mine.

[movieman1957]

No more?

[Sue Sue Applegate]

Funny...funny...judith, you reminded me of my favorite joke from the O.J. Simpson trial days....

What do you call a little donkey?
....a burrito

What do you call a little taco?
....a taquito

What do you call a little judge?
......Judge Ito


I love that goofy Liz do! It's great, but I can see how other features might intrique more testosterone-inclined
posters!.....I'm still having trouble figuring out how to post some great photos I've found....Just can't seem to make it work with the info in posting photos and my slow old Dell...

[mongoII]

MARGE SIMPSON

[Sue Sue Applegate]

I LOVE it, Mongo! Adorable....

[Professional Tourist]

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[Rita Hayworth]

I can't tell whether that is all hers or not. But man....

Movieman1957

That picture of Elisabeth Taylor is by far the most unusual picture of ever seen of her in my entire life.

The most unusual picture ever for any Hollywood past and present period. She looks like something that Star Trek would do to a female hair in any of the Star Trek series. Thanks for sharing it ... I really do.

[intothenitrate]

The bigger the hair, the closer to God.