PLUTO: 1930 - 2006 Revolve in Peace
When Life Gives you SCURVY, make Lemonade!
BEETHOVEN: The Original Deaf Jam
Friends don't let Friends drive Fords!
LUTHERAN - Been There, Done That, Still Prayin' !
The Hokey-Pokey: what if it really IS what it's all about?!
All Men are Idiots, and I Married their King!
(below a sketch of a macaque monkey:)
There's No Right Way to Eat a Rhesus!
Pavlov: The Name that Rings Bells!
My Book Club can beat-up your Book Club.
Like the Psychiatrist said to the Nudist: I can clearly see you're NUTS!
Don't make me use my Librarian voice!
My Karma ran over my Dogma!
Clan MacIntyre: We invented the MacDonalds, and the Campbells have never forgiven us!
(Trust me, to anybody of strong Highland descent, it's a knee-slapper!)
I'm Sick of being my Wife's Arm Candy
1492: Where was Homeland Security then?!
Beam me up, Scotty, there's no good signal down here!
Ask me about my 8th-level Player Character!
If it's Tourist Season, why can't I hunt them?
(under the leering image of red-cassocked Michael Palin):
No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Traveling at 33rpm in an iPod world.
FIGHT TAX-BRACKET IMPRINTING: Read Ayn Rand
Never judge a book by its movie.
I Love Cats . . I just can never finish one by myself!
My stocks are doing so good, my broker's moving to Mexico!
(under face of Patrick McGoohan)
Number Six is missing . .
NATIVE RESIDENT: Wide Berth Required
The only nod of approval I want is from Barbara Eden!
IT'S A KILT . . . it's only a skirt if I wear something under it!
