OK Dargo, I know your post is supposed to be funny, but as you know I'm an art conservator and the paintings you posted all have artistic value.
The above was one in a series of commissioned paintings by Cassius Marcellus Coolidge for tobacco advertisements. They became so popular, prints were and still are offered.
I own one, it hangs in my studio.
"Velvet Elvis" paintings are also "every man" art and use a traditional "Alla Prima" technique of painting used by Rembrandt to Bob Ross. These assembly line production paintings have taught many artists, you'll see various skill levels among them.
I own one of these too.
And Thomas Kincaid paintings like the last one are beloved by many for the exaggerated luminous quality, also a learned technique. Before you make fun of it, I'd like to see YOU try it.
Although a relatively modern movie poster, this video shows the meticulous work involved to re-line it for hanging and gives you an idea of the type of work I do 8 hours/day-
https://youtu.be/GuXCYVIRrm8