Oh is that the bad press from Bud Light? What is that about anyway? Who gives a care about that? Everybody knows from the get go that lite beer is a huge ripoff. You pay the same price or more for beer with less than five percent. How stupid can you be? Like paying the same amount for a pack of ciga...

For the money, for the freshness, for the availability, for the proper carbonation (which is really the key to canned beer) you can’t beat Budweiser. 5 percent. I understand the wanting to go elsewhere. But that is stupid really. If you drink canned beer then Budweiser will win any taste test there ...

Now I’m in a bit of trouble here on my block. I have to learn the silent scream of pain. Who painted that? I’ve seen that painting. Anyway, the cops told me the next time they get a noise complaint I am going to jail. For good. I tried to think of a good word to say to the cops but it just came out ...

That’s another word Nobody has ever heard of — malapropism. Where did you get this vocabulary? Do you use these words in common everyday conversations? I wish I could get me some words like that. Just roll ‘em off my tongue when the situation calls for it. Right. Confuse the police and paddy wagon d...

It’s four teeth, Laffite, not a measly two. Each one has a pain history, a beginning a middle and an end. I won’t belabor the horror of it all, the screams of pain that brought the cops. There was time spent in the back seat of cop cars, trips to and back from the nutty house. It was four teeth, and...

Vocabulary is important. It’s like brushing your teeth. Really ? , By Improving the vocabulary you get more words. By brushing your teeth you don't get more teeth. ; - ) . Yeah, but you hang on to the ones ya got a bit longer. I’m looking now at my four teeth that have fallen out. I have them in a ...

Vocabulary is important. It’s like brushing your teeth.

I went down to the Chelsea Drug Store To get the prescriptions filled I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy And Man he looked mighty ill. We decided to get us a soda We both got cherry reds And I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy And he said one word and that was ???? I said You can’t always get what you w...

But if you try sometime / You just might find / You get what you need

I went down to the Chelsea Drug Store To get the prescriptions filled I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy And Man he looked mighty ill. We decided to get us a soda We both got cherry reds And I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy And he said one word and that was ???? I said You can’t always get what you wa...

I was shadow-boxing earlier in the day /
I figured I was ready for Cassius Clay /
I said “Fee fie fo fum” , Cassius Clay /
here I come.

But I’ve somehow gotten old. Can’t do a damn thing. Everything is ideas. No action. But Friday night fights I’m still with. Got a mean looking cut on my lower lip from last week. Got a pain in my shoulder that won’t quit. Looking forward to this Friday.

I’m getting ready to face the world as a man!

There's no such thing as a forum where anything goes. Oh. Is there a forum where nothing goes? Are you on drugs right now? What kind of drugs? I chewed a 25 gummy about an hour ago but it hasn’t kicked in yet. I smoked a bong hit just now so we shall see there in a minute or two. Took a good pull f...

Probably plenty.