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Your fiance did this to you? This seems so contrary to how you described him. Well now, what to do.....
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HI Masha,

I can well imagine that your gaster is indeed flabbered!! I love that phrase and hope you won't mind if I borrow (steal) it.....

I perceive that this man is controlling, not really kind, caring and romantic and indeed lulls you into a false sense of security. You have pegged him acurately. I can't imagine anyone doing all this and thinking it's a humourous item.
I say 'kick him to the curb' and find somebody worthy of your trust, compassion and love.

I wish you well...

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Something that will make him suffer for years? Something relatively simple?

Has anyone suggested marriage? :wink:
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You need to work a long con to drive him crazy. Marriage is one option. :D

Here's another: you get one of those prank annoy-a-tron things from here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/b278/? ... oCiCzw_wcB

Hide it in his car. Really, really well, like inside a door panel. He will go mad trying to figure out what's beeping. It will last for months. :lol:
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Flabbers gastered? Evil pranks of unending torture?? :lol:

Masha you write BRILLIANTLY! And can weave a tale like nobody's business. Wish I had a suggestion ( though ChiO's suggestion of marriage sounds like your best bet. ) THAT'S a prank that keeps on giving. D'0H!!!
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Masha, the ThinkGeek site that Lomm linked above looks like an excellent resource. The Phantom Keystroker could work well if he has a desktop computer with USB ports in back so that he would not see the device right away. It's out of stock right now, so you'd have to wait a little while before you could order it. For something available now, there is the EvilTron -- similar to the sound device Lomm recommended, but instead of a loud beeping it generates creepy sounds like gasping breath, laughs, and whispers. :lol:

But, my own philosophy is to turn away from revenge/retribution. Rise above his practical joke and simply forgive. :)
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Even better, give the appearance of forgiving, and implement the revenge later, planned carefully. :lol:
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