In-between bad TV, left-over stuffing (thank the Gods for salt pork!) and the seasonal avalanche of catalogues, I thought we could all do with some mindless cackles, snorts & belly-laughs - this time from a current round of slogans offered on mail-order T-shirts (I don't wear 'em myself, only cuz I figger if I am disallowed to stare @ women's chests for any reason, we should make it a level playing field!)
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE DEVICE AROUND MY ANKLE
ROOT BEER - A cruel, cruel hoax!
I SPILL THINGS
as a matter of fact - I DID SLEEP IN THESE CLOTHES
I'M NOT BOSSY, I JUST KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING
I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL
EMBARRASSING MY CHILDREN: just one more service I'm happy to offer
UNAPOLOGETIC FLATULATOR
DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU THINK
Am I getting older, or is the supermarket playing great music?
If I'm talking, you should be taking notes!
LUNCH LADIES ARE HOT
Careful, or you'll end up in my novel.
CAT- the other white meat
HEAVILY MEDICATED FOR YOUR SAFETY
Call Poison Control: MOM'S COOKING
i have no idea what i'm doing out of bed
Blame the Y chromosome
FORGET WORLD PEACE: visualize using your turn signal
I took the Road Less Traveled, and got to work on time.
REPUBLICANS FOR VALDEMORT
sometimes I wonder: WHY IS THAT FRISBEE GETTING BIGGER
. . . and then it hits me . .
I HAVEN'T BEEN QUITE RIGHT SINCE THEY TOOK MY BLANKIE . .
( and finally, my personal favorite . . )
"MOM, DAD . . I'M GAELIC!"
Mirth time!
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Tee Shirt I would like to see:
"Did you pack Mr Muggles' Doggie Bath yet?"
"Did you pack Mr Muggles' Doggie Bath yet?"
Lynn in Lake Balboa
"Film is history. With every foot of film lost, we lose a link to our culture, to the world around us, to each other and to ourselves."
"For me, John Wayne has only become more impressive over time." Marty Scorsese
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"Film is history. With every foot of film lost, we lose a link to our culture, to the world around us, to each other and to ourselves."
"For me, John Wayne has only become more impressive over time." Marty Scorsese
Avatar-Warner Bros Water Tower
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