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Metry_Road wrote:
The Bra – a perennial speed-bump to a man’s passion. But, with a little practice…


Metairie Road

I gotta say - calculus, chemistry & advanced geometry confused & defeated me all through highschool (not that they would have helped me jump out of planes any better in 'Nam), but I can happily report that during my teen years I was quick to master the physics necessary to perform the one-hand-blind pinch-release required to effortlessly liberate the female ribcage . . while kissing her lips, no less!
A moment please, as my memory applauds the founding roots of my male ego.

Dear Klondike

I have found that the back-fastening variety easier to master than the front fastening type. The back-fastenings only require a lateral movement and this can easily be achieved one-handed (after a little practice of course.)

‘The one-hand-blind pinch-release’ – I wasn’t aware that this technique even had a name.

The front-fastening type - necessitating an up/down, with slight lateral twist kind of movement - is a little more complex. It can be achieved ‘one-handed’, but requires more practice.

I’ve also encountered the ‘Sports-Bra’ on several occasions – No fastenings, but nearly always requiring two hands for effective removal.

Best wishes
Metairie Road

Metry_Road wrote:
‘The one-hand-blind pinch-release’ – I wasn’t aware that this technique even had a name.

Well, in tribute to the spirit of raconteurs like Ned Buntline, let me just say in response: it does now.

Metry_Road wrote: The front-fastening type - necessitating an up/down, with slight lateral twist kind of movement - is a little more complex. It can be achieved ‘one-handed’, but requires more practice.

So true, but if we are ever to know progress as a gender, a few rugged frontiersmen like you & I must persevere against all odds to blaze the way for future generations (and first & foremost, make sure they arrive here in time).

Metry_Road wrote: I’ve also encountered the ‘Sports-Bra’ on several occasions – No fastenings, but nearly always requiring two hands for effective removal.

True as well, and also one of a dozen critical reasons why I always carry a blade of some type close at hand - 'cause on occasion, just as with driving, the difference between a green light & a red one comes down to a matter of seconds!

My son is getting clued up early on and seems particularly interested in what he keeps in his pants and loves bras, boobs he calls them, went through a stage of asking every female he saw what colour their boobs were.