The Silver Screen Oasis

Lorna wrote: ↑February 27th, 2024, 9:47 am 1. IT IS MY DEEPEST, DARKEST FEAR THAT SOME DAY I WILL BE ASKED TO GIVE TESTIMONY BASED ON MY RECOLLECTION OF AN EVENT AND THAT SOMEONE'S LIFE WILL HINGE ON IT. My mind is A VERITABLE RASHOMAN in that I am always elaborating EDITING improving and recasting my memories. I AM THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT I AM IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER A RELIABLE WITNESS.

Lorna wrote: ↑February 27th, 2024, 11:14 am OMG, has my 22 year long VENDETTA against EW been misplaced?
Have I been BETRAYED by my FEEBLE MIND?
Didn't PREMIERE go under a long time ago?

Thank you all for helping to unlock the mystery.

ps- that snippet is IDIOTIC as both JACOBI and most especially BATES have BIG SCENES- JACOBI going all to pieces over the death of "His Man" SIR WILLIAM and BATES gets a VERY BIG scene all alone in front of a mirror at the end of the film. In fact, ALAN BATES maybe has the strongest male role besides MICHAEL GAMBON.

Detective Jim McLeod wrote: ↑February 27th, 2024, 10:36 am

Ryan's Daughter (1970) TCM On Demand-5/10

In 1916 Ireland, a married woman (Sarah Miles) has an affair with a British soldier (Christopher Jones) and endures the wrath of the people in her village.

A first time viewing for me, I found it a bit disappointing. Robert Mitchum plays Miles' husband, an OK performance, he tries his best with the Irish accent. Jones is another American actor miscast here, as a British officer, he was best known for youth exploitation films like Three In The Attic
and Wild In The Streets both from 1968. His voice is dubbed in this. John Mills finally won an Oscar for this, playing the mute village idiot, I don't think it was worthy of the award. It was also way too long at 3 plus hours.
On the plus side, Miles gives an excellent performance, possibly the best of her career, the cinematography was stunning.

Detective Jim McLeod wrote: ↑February 27th, 2024, 10:36 am

Ryan's Daughter (1970) TCM On Demand-5/10

In 1916 Ireland, a married woman (Sarah Miles) has an affair with a British soldier (Christopher Jones) and endures the wrath of the people in her village.

A first time viewing for me, I found it a bit disappointing. Robert Mitchum plays Miles' husband, an OK performance, he tries his best with the Irish accent. Jones is another American actor miscast here, as a British officer, he was best known for youth exploitation films like Three In The Attic
and Wild In The Streets both from 1968.

Lorna wrote: ↑February 29th, 2024, 9:08 am

CinemaInternational wrote: ↑February 27th, 2024, 4:31 pm

Detective Jim McLeod wrote: ↑February 27th, 2024, 10:36 am

Ryan's Daughter (1970) TCM On Demand-5/10

In 1916 Ireland, a married woman (Sarah Miles) has an affair with a British soldier (Christopher Jones) and endures the wrath of the people in her village.

A first time viewing for me, I found it a bit disappointing. Robert Mitchum plays Miles' husband, an OK performance, he tries his best with the Irish accent. Jones is another American actor miscast here, as a British officer, he was best known for youth exploitation films like Three In The Attic
and Wild In The Streets both from 1968. His voice is dubbed in this. John Mills finally won an Oscar for this, playing the mute village idiot, I don't think it was worthy of the award. It was also way too long at 3 plus hours.
On the plus side, Miles gives an excellent performance, possibly the best of her career, the cinematography was stunning.

Yes, the film is overly long for such a simple story, but at the same time, it is so beautifully made that it didn't deserve the drubbing it received at the time from many reviewers. It is definitely one of the best photographed movies of all-time, that is for sure, so I am glad it won that cinematography Oscar.

Lorna wrote: ↑February 29th, 2024, 9:08 am maybe i can summon the MIA KINGRAT with a special MURDER SHE REVIEW.

I was not planning on reviewing this episode, it's not one I often watch, but it came up on autoplaY and it dawned on me,

this episode is PEAK MURDER, SHE HAIR.

BAD HAIR IS EVEN A KEY PLOT POINT.

MURDER IN THE ELECTRIC CATHEDRAL, a season 3 (I think?) episode about a TELEVANGELIST played really, really well by STEVE FORREST who gets involved in the death of a wealthy OKLAHOMA OIL WIDOW played by MILDRED NATWICK- who seems to be depending on LANSBURY for some of her cues (I can't think of why else JESSICA tugs her ear every time she finishes speaking to her)

it also features DICK VAN PATTEN- who is very funny and who I wish appeared in more MSW episodes- and JUDY "KILL, KILL, DIE! DIE! DIE!" GEESON of BERSERK!

It also features some of the most DARKSIDED WIGGETRY EVER FEATURED IN ANY MURDER, SHE EPISODE.

like, I dunno if the SAN FERNANDO VALLEY BRANCH OF BARGAIN CLOWN had a fire sale or what. BUT THERE IS A DEEPER STORY HERE.

EXHIBIT A:
(not pictured, but worth mentioning)
THE MAID who appears in the scene with NATWICK AND LANSBURY in the first 10 minutes is wearing a wig that must be seen to be not believed. it is the least convincing wig i have ever seen. HELEN KELLER could clock this wig- and I'm factoring the fact that she is dead into that.

EXHIBIT B: NURSE NAN


I want you to look me right in the eye and tell me that- on that day in 1987- there wasn't A DAZED RONALD MCDONALD somewhere in the side of VENTURA BLVD, SNATCHED BALD and wondering what in the Fresh HELL just happened to them.
The most ludicrous thing about this WIG is that IT IS PART OF THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION TO THE MYSTERY AND ACCORDING TO JESSICA, THIS IS THIS WOMAN'S ACTUAL G**D*** HAIR!!!!!! like, GURL, NO. UH UH. NO. NO. JUST NO. I AM CAPABLE OF SUSPENDING MY DISBELIEF FOR A LOT THINGS REGARDING THIS SHOW AND ITS ENTIRE PREMISE, BUT IS THIS A STEP TOO FAR AND I REFUSE.

EXHIBIT C: LINDA RICHMOND of COFFEE TALK

This might actually be her real hair, but I'm going to be nice and call "WIG."


EXHIBIT D: THE HAIRDRESSER LASHING OUT AT HUMAN HAIR ON A BIT PLAYER, I THINK THERE IS SOME KIND OF BEHIND-THE-SCENES STORY OF TRAUMA BEHIND THIS EPISODE.

WHAT DID THIS POOR GIRL EVER DO TO YOU, YOU SADISTIC B****?

Lorna wrote: ↑February 29th, 2024, 9:08 am maybe i can summon the MIA KINGRAT with a special MURDER SHE REVIEW.

I was not planning on reviewing this episode, it's not one I often watch, but it came up on autoplaY and it dawned on me,

this episode is PEAK MURDER, SHE HAIR.

BAD HAIR IS EVEN A KEY PLOT POINT.

MURDER IN THE ELECTRIC CATHEDRAL, a season 3 (I think?) episode about a TELEVANGELIST played really, really well by STEVE FORREST who gets involved in the death of a wealthy OKLAHOMA OIL WIDOW played by MILDRED NATWICK- who seems to be depending on LANSBURY for some of her cues (I can't think of why else JESSICA tugs her ear every time she finishes speaking to her)

it also features DICK VAN PATTEN- who is very funny and who I wish appeared in more MSW episodes- and JUDY "KILL, KILL, DIE! DIE! DIE!" GEESON of BERSERK!

It also features some of the most DARKSIDED WIGGETRY EVER FEATURED IN ANY MURDER, SHE EPISODE.

like, I dunno if the SAN FERNANDO VALLEY BRANCH OF BARGAIN CLOWN had a fire sale or what. BUT THERE IS A DEEPER STORY HERE.

EXHIBIT A:
(not pictured, but worth mentioning)
THE MAID who appears in the scene with NATWICK AND LANSBURY in the first 10 minutes is wearing a wig that must be seen to be not believed. it is the least convincing wig i have ever seen. HELEN KELLER could clock this wig- and I'm factoring the fact that she is dead into that.

EXHIBIT B: NURSE NAN


I want you to look me right in the eye and tell me that- on that day in 1987- there wasn't A DAZED RONALD MCDONALD somewhere in the side of VENTURA BLVD, SNATCHED BALD and wondering what in the Fresh HELL just happened to them.
The most ludicrous thing about this WIG is that IT IS PART OF THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION TO THE MYSTERY AND ACCORDING TO JESSICA, THIS IS THIS WOMAN'S ACTUAL G**D*** HAIR!!!!!! like, GURL, NO. UH UH. NO. NO. JUST NO. I AM CAPABLE OF SUSPENDING MY DISBELIEF FOR A LOT THINGS REGARDING THIS SHOW AND ITS ENTIRE PREMISE, BUT IS THIS A STEP TOO FAR AND I REFUSE.

EXHIBIT C: LINDA RICHMOND of COFFEE TALK

This might actually be her real hair, but I'm going to be nice and call "WIG."


EXHIBIT D: THE HAIRDRESSER LASHING OUT AT HUMAN HAIR ON A BIT PLAYER, I THINK THERE IS SOME KIND OF BEHIND-THE-SCENES STORY OF TRAUMA BEHIND THIS EPISODE.

WHAT DID THIS POOR GIRL EVER DO TO YOU, YOU SADISTIC B****?

txfilmfan wrote: ↑February 29th, 2024, 11:04 am

Lorna wrote: ↑February 29th, 2024, 9:08 am

One of Barbi Benton's last acting roles. She retired from the business shortly after this episode.