ENOUGH!!!
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klondike
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klondike
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Have you two kept up with The Onion's Bush articles these past few weeks? As they are quoted in an interview, "...we just ran out of things to do with him." He has been hit by an airplane, spiders crawl up his brain (then hatching and eating his frontal lobe), had his eyelid accidentally nailed to a wall, dragged behind the Presidential motorcade for 26 blocks, passed a three pound kidney stone, had his arm bitten off by a crocodile, tumbled down the Washington Monument's flight of stairs and, finally, died peacefully in his sleep (before having his corpse sucked through an engine of Air Force One's).
No One Takes Politics More Seriously Than The Onion. Nobody.
Have you two kept up with The Onion's Bush articles these past few weeks? As they are quoted in an interview, "...we just ran out of things to do with him." He has been hit by an airplane, spiders crawl up his brain (then hatching and eating his frontal lobe), had his eyelid accidentally nailed to a wall, dragged behind the Presidential motorcade for 26 blocks, passed a three pound kidney stone, had his arm bitten off by a crocodile, tumbled down the Washington Monument's flight of stairs and, finally, died peacefully in his sleep (before having his corpse sucked through an engine of Air Force One's).
No One Takes Politics More Seriously Than The Onion. Nobody.
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silentscreen
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charliechaplinfan
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klondike
" . . the horror . . ", indeed!
Well, I guess we can take comfort in the fact that if nothing else, Sarah's abortive {cue Jack from Will & Grace: "ha, he said abortive, that's funny . ."} bid for VP will have served to pretty much destroy her estimated 29% approval rating in her home state of Alaska.
Bye-bye, Juneau!
Time to open up the house in Wasilla, and dig out those old mayoral election bumper stickers, Madame Governor, cause I got a feeling that come next year, you're gonna need 'em . . or, just go back to real estate pyramid scams, or executive training seminars at the Anchorage Holiday Inn, or giving Russia the finger from your front porch while sucking on Stoli hot toddies {ha, he said "Toddy"} . . ya know, whatever!!
Well, I guess we can take comfort in the fact that if nothing else, Sarah's abortive {cue Jack from Will & Grace: "ha, he said abortive, that's funny . ."} bid for VP will have served to pretty much destroy her estimated 29% approval rating in her home state of Alaska.
Bye-bye, Juneau!
Time to open up the house in Wasilla, and dig out those old mayoral election bumper stickers, Madame Governor, cause I got a feeling that come next year, you're gonna need 'em . . or, just go back to real estate pyramid scams, or executive training seminars at the Anchorage Holiday Inn, or giving Russia the finger from your front porch while sucking on Stoli hot toddies {ha, he said "Toddy"} . . ya know, whatever!!
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charliechaplinfan
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Vecchiolarry
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Dear Alison,
How lucky you are that Miss Palin (Failin' Palin!!) doesn't infiltrate your news anymore.
Just today, in Canada of all places, she has been on the news twice today. She is writing her auto-biography and wanting several millions upfront for it.
Also, she has been found to have kept all those designer clothes she was given for the campaign "only"; and they are in a couple of garbage bags in her basement. She says she meant to give them to charity but forgot....
Her tribe seems to be the Alaska version of Lil Abner and Mammy Yokum et al. Her daughter is definitely "Apassionata von Climax" and the boyfriend, "Available Jones"....
Larry
How lucky you are that Miss Palin (Failin' Palin!!) doesn't infiltrate your news anymore.
Just today, in Canada of all places, she has been on the news twice today. She is writing her auto-biography and wanting several millions upfront for it.
Also, she has been found to have kept all those designer clothes she was given for the campaign "only"; and they are in a couple of garbage bags in her basement. She says she meant to give them to charity but forgot....
Her tribe seems to be the Alaska version of Lil Abner and Mammy Yokum et al. Her daughter is definitely "Apassionata von Climax" and the boyfriend, "Available Jones"....
Larry