That is freaking hilarious. I was going to say something but now I forgot. Wait, it should come back, but it’s not coming back. What ya gonna do when they come for you. I was in a straight jacket once. I guess that qualifies for a memes,
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Too bad they don't award Pulitzer Prizes for memes. Ikea would have a treasure trove by now. The prizes have to assembled so Ikea would probably refuse them. "We never heard such a thing!" they would wail. As for me, I will never go there again. I went last week and was told I had to assemble the store. I politely declined because I had a lunch date and it was a great relief to me to discover I did not have to assemble the cake. But the book was okay. I assembled it and it turned out be by Lewis Carroll.
"Edith"
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Another reason we need a Laugh button, I don’t see how you can get any funnier than this post!laffite wrote: ↑February 3rd, 2023, 10:00 pm Too bad they don't award Pulitzer Prizes for memes. Ikea would have a treasure trove by now. The prizes have to assembled so Ikea would probably refuse them. "We never heard such a thing!" they would wail. As for me, I will never go there again. I went last week and was told I had to assemble the store. I politely declined because I had a lunch date and it was a great relief to me to discover I did not have to assemble the cake. But the book was okay. I assembled it and it turned out be by Lewis Carroll.
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Now the pain comes again. I mean this is real rotten pain. How to get rid of it? Do you chop off your hand? I might try that, who needs a hand really? But you gotta get a big ol’ knife to chop off your hand, can’t do it with a simple kitchen knife, you need like a hatchet really to chop off your hand. Then we have to deal with all the blood. That’s going to be messy as heck and is going to use up every bandanna I own to soak up that blood. Boy, I tell ya, it ain’t easy, everything is hard as all get out, and not fun at all, no fun, forget fun, you ain’t having no fun, ever, Thompson.
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Okay, now what? Well first off we need our supplies. We are out of liquids. Might as well forget it when the liquids are gone. There are those delivery services that come pretty fast, and thanks to EP Millstone I’ve learned how to order my liquids via the phone/internet. There’s a liquids store four and half blocks away, but that is impossible. Total that up and it comes to nine blocks. If I can brush my teeth and rinse and all that without falling down then bravo to me. No, we gotta go with the delivery. You can’t get cigarettes delivered down here, some sort of arcane law, you can get reefer delivered though.
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There’s a snag of course. I forgot there are Mardi Gras people and parades all ordering their deliveries. So, it’s going to be close, will the DTs get here first, if that happens the other pain will go away. You can only feel one pain at a time. That is a fact!
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The whole secret though is to learn the silent scream, like that one fella. I’ve been practicing the silent scream but so far it’s not near as satisfying as the loud as you can possibly get scream. That feels good. Then you add in the obscenities, rich with nasty obscenities, the C word, lots of F words, and GD this and that, and it’s loud because you have an abnormally loud voice, you have a lot of things abnormal about you, but to heck with that, what we want here is the easing of pain, that’s all.