The Silver Screen Oasis

Dargo wrote: ↑January 20th, 2023, 7:32 pm

Thompson wrote: ↑January 20th, 2023, 6:53 pm And I’m sorry Masha, I’ve been saying gullible very slow for a good while now and it does not sound close to oranges. So I don’t get it.

In that case Thompson, try saying the word "dupable" really really slowly, and then tell me if it doesn't sound like "pineapple"!

(...and when ya get done with this, I've got some other words like "credulous", "deceivable" and "impressionable" you can do this same thing with as well, and then tell me what fruit they begin to sound like)

So it’s all about fruit. I should have grasped that, but I’m always on the sauce and miss a lot of nuances. Now what about vegetables? Eat a cauliflower and see ya tomorrow? Does that work? Or eat a carrot and part your hair in the middle?

I’m not sure I get it yet but I ain’t quitting cause I ain’t no quitter, that’s what I told the paddy wagon boys when they handcuffed me and cut me off of my supply. So yeah, I have a small problem with authority figures.

But I’m all set up now, football game coming on, 12 pack of Budweiser, two packs of Marlboro cigarettes, a half-pint hidden under my pillow . . . Is that a memes??

Oh yeah, I did want to point out that you cannot buy a half pint anymore, I think it’s 280 milliliters, which is several milliliters less than a half pint, but you ain’t got no choice at the liquor store. FYI.

Masha wrote: ↑January 21st, 2023, 12:50 pm

Dargo wrote: ↑January 21st, 2023, 12:52 am Ya know, I've always said your comedic timing was excellent, don't ya Masha?!

(...uh-huh, even back when you used to go by that other name)

How do you know that was me and not my evil twin?

How do you know that I am not the evil twin?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Because you don't have a goatee-

Evil Spock reminds me of Ming, one of the two arch-villians of old Flash Gordon fame in the 30s. The other looked like Yul Brynner and despite Yul's sometime piercing glance, was a lot less scary.

TikiSoo wrote: ↑January 23rd, 2023, 7:14 am

Masha wrote: ↑January 21st, 2023, 12:50 pm
How do you know that I am not the evil twin?

Because you don't have a goatee-

I have been assured that I can have at least one more facelift before having a goatee!

Like Miss Millie, e.g.

Oh, I thought that meant Leave Me Alone O.

Masha wrote: ↑January 30th, 2023, 4:12 pm

I was 12, but I didn't say anything.

Masha wrote: ↑February 3rd, 2023, 1:42 pm

Hilarious!