heaven is.......
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heaven is.......
Heaven is..........a place were I go if when I'm dead because I'm a good girl. And Mummy what is so good about heaven is that you won't have to do the ironing anymore, the angels will do it for you and they make your tea too. And when we get there Charlie Chaplin and Laurel and Hardy will be there too along with Data, Grandma's dead cat.
Libby age 5
Any chance of those angels giving me a hand now
Children say the sweetest things. Why do we all have to grow up
Libby age 5
Any chance of those angels giving me a hand now
Children say the sweetest things. Why do we all have to grow up
Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself - Charlie Chaplin
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Or, there's our younger daughter, when she was about 6.
Looking at the room devoted to holding my 45, LP and CD collection, she said: "So, Daddy, not that I want anything to happen, but when you, you know [closes her eyes, sticks out her tongue, & tilts her head to the side], how will the music be divided between Alison and me?"
Looking at the room devoted to holding my 45, LP and CD collection, she said: "So, Daddy, not that I want anything to happen, but when you, you know [closes her eyes, sticks out her tongue, & tilts her head to the side], how will the music be divided between Alison and me?"
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My two boys and I went to see my mom in the nursing home. They were about 20 and 24 at the time. Mom had had a really bad day, fretful, upset, confused, angry, the whole bad deal. When we left, I was terribly upset, crying, etc. I told my two guys, "If I get like that, just put a pillow over my head and be done with it!" There was silence for a minute or so, then the oldest, Casey, leaned over to his brother and said, "Flip ya for it".
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HA!knitwit45 wrote:My two boys and I went to see my mom in the nursing home. They were about 20 and 24 at the time. Mom had had a really bad day, fretful, upset, confused, angry, the whole bad deal. When we left, I was terribly upset, crying, etc. I told my two guys, "If I get like that, just put a pillow over my head and be done with it!" There was silence for a minute or so, then the oldest, Casey, leaned over to his brother and said, "Flip ya for it".
knitwit:
Those are the lines I cherish so much more so than the gooey, mushy, flowery 'Happy Mothers Day' cards. When they use cracks like that, it usually means it's covering up a lump in their throats. I told all my kids years ago, I've always been Mom or Ma, and the first time I get a card referring to me as 'Mother', I'll burn it right in front of them with my cigarette. Of course I can't do that any longer, and I hope none of them realizes it. I told them to stick with the Maxine cards for me!
BTW - Yes folks, after 47 years I've gone for 1 whole year smoke free. Now I feel safe enough to celebrate
Anne
Those are the lines I cherish so much more so than the gooey, mushy, flowery 'Happy Mothers Day' cards. When they use cracks like that, it usually means it's covering up a lump in their throats. I told all my kids years ago, I've always been Mom or Ma, and the first time I get a card referring to me as 'Mother', I'll burn it right in front of them with my cigarette. Of course I can't do that any longer, and I hope none of them realizes it. I told them to stick with the Maxine cards for me!
BTW - Yes folks, after 47 years I've gone for 1 whole year smoke free. Now I feel safe enough to celebrate
Anne
Anne
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