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Does anyone remember the joke about the horse in Part III of The Six Wives of Henry VIII, as told by Jane Seymour to the Big Guy himself. I remember funny but I cannot bring it to mind. Anyone know?

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Intrepid37 wrote: June 9th, 2023, 12:53 pm Image
I have read recently of a side-effect of marijuana legalization. Police departments are having to replace some of their drug-sniffing dogs because they will indicate on the presence of marijuana. A search which uncovers both marijuana and other drugs is inadmissible in court because there is no way of telling if the dog was indicating because of the weed or because of the other drugs. Police departments have to bring in new dogs which were not trained to indicate for marijuana.

It is good to keep in mind that a dog may be man's best friend but a cat will not lead the cops to your stash.
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What a relief!
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Masha wrote: June 10th, 2023, 2:45 pm I have read recently of a side-effect of marijuana legalization. Police departments are having to replace some of their drug-sniffing dogs because they will indicate on the presence of marijuana. A search which uncovers both marijuana and other drugs is inadmissible in court because there is no way of telling if the dog was indicating because of the weed or because of the other drugs. Police departments have to bring in new dogs which were not trained to indicate for marijuana.

It is good to keep in mind that a dog may be man's best friend but a cat will not lead the cops to your stash.
Kitties are my very, very favorite companions.
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Mythology from the 50s
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Well, it's like this guy always said...

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(...the above posted primarily for those here who have somehow never heard this old line of his)
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Best game show host ever right there, Dargs
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Intrepid37 wrote: June 11th, 2023, 2:22 pm Best game show host ever right there, Dargs
You..ahem...bet your life he was! ;)
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Thompson wrote: June 11th, 2023, 5:50 pm I have to have a meme of my right arm / shoulder. The pain is so unbelievable it’s funny. I sit here and laugh at it. It’s way out there and the police keep coming over because I keep screaming, there is no other way to squash the pain but to scream. I don’t know who keeps calling the cops but I wish they would quit that.
Have you tried CBD \ CBN gummies. They work really well for me with regards to pain relief.
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Yes, but be warned here, Thompson ol' boy...

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Masha wrote: June 11th, 2023, 8:21 pm Image
This is pretty much true for me. I only know one of my neighbors' names, but I know the names of three of the neighborhood cats and two of the dogs. I speak with one neighbor maybe once or twice a year if we happen to both be outside at the same time. Two of the cats come to my house every day and I bought them a special water dish to use when they come over. They are like my timeshare kitties.
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